• parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt
http://cyberho.tumblr.com/post/94260983921/dick-riding-is-not-a-form-of cyberho

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

http://real-tweets.tumblr.com/post/94858978398 real-tweets
ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

http://mf3x.tumblr.com/post/94565707595/the-darkness-of-the-night-sky-holds-all-their mf3x

mf3x:

- ‘The darkness of the night sky holds all their deepest secrets’

http://arthurr-pendragon.tumblr.com arthurr-pendragon
http://notinboats.tumblr.com/post/42890570507/eventually-im-going-to-make-a-key-for-this-so notinboats

notinboats:

Eventually I’m going to make a key for this so it’s possible to identify all the people and events I illustrated, but till then…see how many of these pictures from history ring a bell!

http://sidesoup.com/post/94906942230/spelling-bee-administrator-your-word-is-delicious oreooficial

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

http://chrisprattings.tumblr.com/post/94004573832/what-should-i-do-with-my-hands-pretend-youre chrisprattings


"What should I do with my hands?""Pretend you’re Bond," says the photographer."Bond. Gary Bond. No relation to James. I own a family plumbing company."

Chris Pratt for Esquire (2014)
"What should I do with my hands?"
"Pretend you’re Bond," says the photographer.
"Bond. Gary Bond. No relation to James. I own a family plumbing company."
Chris Pratt for Esquire (2014)
http://phantasi.tumblr.com phantasi
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